The other day, I was lucky enough to be included in a very satiric converstaion about mullets and how they influence external behaviour. 'Mullets (as viewed by several in the room) by theory, inhance a persons suseptablility to acts of supreme rebellion. such examples included tipping over picnic tables and throwing rocks at small animals. It was concluded after various studies that the term Mullet does not only describe the Hairstyle but also the individual him/herself. That the Mullet is a life style, there are characteristics common to all Mullet people. The studies in question have not yet been concluded. We just know that the Mullet Lifestyle is a dangerous one, it is hard to treat, we have heard that a simple hair cut cannot fix the damage done my a mullet. Some people belive that the distribution of weight on the head, caused by excessive amounts on the back and not enough to equal out the imbalence on the top portion, create lasting and devistation effects. Please note that studies in this area have not yet been concluded.'